Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris are very excited to be here. I’m guessing Tom is just itching to put the Emmys behind him as quickly as possible. As the new cast is introduced for the first time, I notice that Cloris is having trouble with the stairs. This does not bode well. Jeffery Ross is sporting an eye patch, which is never good for anyone outside of Days of Our Lives or Pirates of the Carribean. Susan Lucci’s moniker is going to be “TV Legend”. Oy. Warren Sapp is already hitting on me. Easy there, big fella.
Tom points out that amongst the pros we have a brother and sister (Derek and Julianne), a husband and wife (Alec and Edyta) and a father and son (Mark and Corky). He says it’s like a sequined episode of Dynasty. Hee!
