Len says it was wild, wacky and wonderful, but that this is a marathon, not a sprint and to pace himself. Bruno says he has presence, but he loses his posture when in hold. Carrie Ann points out the thing I caught about the actual Fox Trot part being stiff and slow. I feel so validated! Maurice gets a trio of 6’s for a total of 18.
And now we have Brooke Burke, who had a fourth child a mere six months ago and is essentially wearing a bikini to dance. I immediately hate her for this. She tells us that she loves to do crazy things, which is why she’s here. Derek is introduced by way of saying, “I’m Derek Hough, and I’ll huff, and puff until I blow this competition down.” Oh man, that’s not funny. Brooke tells us she’s a package deal, and Derek will be seeing a lot of her kids. We see them all playing in the backyard and they’re all adorable. We find out that Brooke has hyper-extended limbs, which is a positive for dancing, but that she has a bad memory and is afraid she’ll forget the steps.
