Dancing With the Stars Season 8 Finale!

Like I said, nothing’s changed.

Tom pretends the guys from Deloitte and Touche are backstage crunching numbers or something, so we have to listen to Lady Gaga some more, singing a new song called “Love Game”.  This time, her pink sequined body suit has both legs and one of the song’s lyrics is “I want to take a ride on your disco stick”.  Awesome.  Oh, her dance troupe is all dressed in letter jackets for some reason.  I wish they were dressed as disco sticks, personally.  (Is a disco stick what I think it is?  Because I think it’s a penis. -EJ)