Dancing With the Stars Season 8 Finale!

Samantha, wearing draperies from your grandma’s dining room, and Tom kick off the show by introducing Lady Gaga.  She’s wearing a full black bodysuit, minus one pant leg and adorned with a butterfly that covers her entire torso.  Would you believe I am recapping tonight in the exact same outfit?!  (Well, that makes three of us! – EJ) Also, her hair, which is undoubtedly a wig, is a blond bob with, like, a ponytail attached.  And her eye makeup…oh, I give up.