Dancing with the Stars: Season 8, Performance Week Four (Mar 31)

Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Slivinska (19): Lawrence is having a hard time finding a character, so Edyta brought in Alec Mazo to show him how it’s done. My ex has a total girl boner for Alec, so my emotions are mixed right now. Their Argentine Tango is surprisingly precise, and because Edyta has bones made of rubber, she contorts herself around his limbs in various serpentine ways. I felt like he fumbled some steps at the end, but he redeems himself with a nice twirl at the end. Also, Edyta’s dress is far too short for somebody to be lifting her right in front of the camera like that. I feel like Maks is going to come over and beat me up now.