Dancing with the Stars: Season 8, Performance Week Four (Mar 31)

Steve Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff (12): Oh, Lord. They’re doing the Argentine Tango. This has ‘disaster’ written all over it. And then there’s a whole mob of people on Segways, none of whom are GOB. At the beginning of the dance, there’s a chair on stage. This does not bode well. Sure enough, Steve sits down to watch Karina. Then he bends her back over the chair, and they’re interacting with the chair more than with other people. When they finally get a hold going, his steps are pretty random, and sometimes he just stands there while Karina gyrates. I am amazed that he can handle lifts, though.