Dancing with the Stars: Season 8, Performance Week Four (Mar 31)

Bruno is so excited he has to stand up and gesticulate. He makes things sound much dirtier than they actually were, and with all the dry-humping, it was sort of dirty to begin with. Carrie Ann loved it, but Len wasn’t impressed with the sensuality of the dance. See, I don’t think that was all a problem. Again, dry-humping. Bruno and Carrie Ann are shocked by his opinion, and I think Bruno might have gestured at his lap to indicate the level of sensuality. Try not to think about it. Samantha actually asks an interesting question about Kim reigning in her natural exuberance, but Kim’s too out of breath to answer at length. That’s a 9 from Carrie Ann, an 8 from Len, and Bruno and his lap break out the first 10 of the season. Wow! I didn’t want to like her, but now I think it might be unavoidable.