Dancing With the Stars Season 8–Snap Judgements (Mar 2)

EJ–I automatically assume Belinda’s a little crazy, just because she’s paired up with Jonathan. If you had to describe him in two hyphenated words, it would be “long-suffering”. The poor guy’s been saddled with Marie Osmond and Heather Mills, and has yet to go on a killspree. Belinda is the obligatory “older woman” this year, though she’s not exactly ancient. I put her in the high-middle of the group. That’s right, I’m subdividing the middle of the pack.