Dancing With the Stars Season 8–Snap Judgements (Mar 2)

EJ–Oh, this will not be good. Just try to find a picture where he doesn’t look like a big dorky muppet. And even if somehow the popular vote keeps him in, this season introduces a Dance-Off for the bottom two. Really, that’s a way to make sure Cloris Leachman goes home early, regardless of the will of the people. And yes, I actually think they’re afraid that Cloris will get on the set and start competing again. But that’s all beside the point. The point is, unless America decides to cull the ex-cons, he’s going out in the first week.