Dancing With the Stars Season 8–Snap Judgements (Mar 2)

EJ–Mark is likeably dorky, and it made me sad when he got saddled with Kim. I feel like he got covered in skank, and that doesn’t watch off easily. Shawn seems adorable and is approximately the size of an action figure – that should work to her benefit, as it’s easier to carry somebody through the first few rounds if they are tiny and easy to propel across the floor. I think she’ll do well, and it’s safe to say we’re going to get at least one rehearsal segment where she takes Mark to the gym and he racks himself on a pommel horse.