Dancing With the Stars Season 8–Snap Judgements (Mar 2)

Lil’ Kim and Derek Hough

MYNDI–Entertainment Weekly seems to think the former convict has a decent shot, with all her hip hop experience. That didn’t exactly help Sabrina Bryan, did it? Plus, Lil’ Kim is pretty hard to look at, if you ask me. The trout pout, the enormous implants on the tiny frame, it’s all just unsettling. Then there’s her penchant for whorish clothing…oh, wait, I forgot that IS an asset here! Derek seems suited to craft some cool routines for her, since he does seem to have some hip hop moves. I have to laugh that the ABC calls her a “fashion icon”. I don’t really see how wearing pasties qualifies, but I’m from the midwest.