Dancing with the Stars Season 9, Performance Week 3

And for those keeping track, Samantha Harris’ dress is very pretty tonight, but it’s spoiled by the Mr. T necklaces adorning her neck.Because I’m sure she cares about my fashion input. (Well, I do, and she should.–Myndi)

It’s Latin Night, with everybody doing either the Samba or the Rumba, which means hip action.Len is back from his mysterious absence, which means less poorly-worded gushing.Samantha tells us that Tom DeLay’s pre-stress fracture has developed into a stress fracture, so it’s “touch and go” as to whether he can dance tonight.Whether he dances or not, Cheryl’s looking totally hot in a sparkly flag-themed dress.It’s like if Captain America were a lady with a rockin’ body.