Dancing with the Stars Season 9, Results Week 1

All right, time to stare elimination in the face.Tom chats with the judges, and Len compares the dancers to flowers in an extended gardening metaphor.Tom drags it out, but Kelly and Louis are safe.Try to contain your surprise.And the second elimination of the season is Macy Gray.It’s hard to feel too sad for her, since I’m not convinced she knew she was actually on the show last night anyway.

And that’s it for our first week of the new season.Join us next week when a slightly less insane number of couples live to dance again!