Donny Osmond is listed as “Age: Timeless”. Len says Donny is second to none as a showman, but Kenny says he acts like a 3 year old on sugar, and cuts to a video of Donny having a tantrum. Jerry says he hopes to have that much energy when he’s 82. Ha! Kenny says he’s troubled by the whole Bruno/Donny thing, and throws it back to Stacy Keibler in the red room, interviewing Donny…and Bruno, wearing a cheesy gold chain and several buttons undone on his shirt. My eyes! Ack!
Aaron’s stat sheet says he’s a “cry baby”. Len talks about how brilliant of a dancer he is, etc. but Kenny mentions that Len was the one who made him cry. Len says he’s just emotional. Kenny: “If tears come out, it’s crying.” Jerry: “There’s no crying in ballroom!” Kenny says Aaron has a very low pain threshold, and we get a montage of Aaron crying out in pain due to seemingly small things, like bumping his elbow or his toes. Jerry says he’s fragile, “like a snowflake resting on a lily”. Always hilarious, those guys.
