Now, here’s the Design A Dance, which Tom claims we’ve been waiting for. It’s a paso doble which reunites Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas (are they still dating? Anyone?) They are wearing costumes that look like they ripped the skin off tigers, honestly. They are kind of horrifying. Oh, look, they were apparently designed by one Zack Fisher, the winner of the contest component of this whole thing, and he kind of looks like a younger Steve Wozniak, minus the facial hair. But, he’s sitting with the beautiful people in the ballroom and I’m in my pjs with my laptop, so I’ll shut up. What can I say about the dance? It’s a first rate paso, with lots of precision and style. Sabrina so should have won her season. She’s a powerful and dynamic dancer. You have to love that the routine ends with Mark’s face directly in her cleavage.
