Len says all five dancers left have the potential to win and Kenny’s like, “of course they do, that’s like saying the three of us have the potential to be sitting in chairs right now!” Then, he introduces the show’s “new technology”, which looks like one of those old magnetic table football things modified to look like the ballroom. They say Aaron is crying, and Kenny makes Donny “faint” before yelling “Earthquake!” and arbitrarily picking Mya as the winner.
Now, the final results of the night. Oh wait, Tom pulls a Seacrest and Louis is pissed. Ha! After the break, we finally get the news I’ve been waiting for, as Aaron and Karina are eliminated! Kelly is jumping up and down with genuine joy. Aaron thanks the judges for helping him grow on the show. Len asks to speak to Aaron, and praises his dedication. Aaron is moved, and shakes hands with Len, Bruno and Carrie Ann. He and Karina dance close and rub each others’ backs. Hmmm. Well, after the finale, I hope he just kind of just fades back into oblivion. Who’s with me? See you next week!
