Welcome back for a new season of Dancing with the Stars! This year we’ve got, wait a minute, 16 couples?!? Are there even that many famous people? Let’s settle in for what’s sure to be a finger-buster of a recap.
Tonight is what Tom calls “Macho Monday” as the male celebrities dance. Nobody told me this was going to be a sausage fest! As Flight of the Conchords put it, there are too many dicks on the dance floor!