Dancing with the Stars: Season Nine, Week One – The Men

For their Foxtrot, they open with the standard move for a guy who’s not good at dancing, where he stands there while Anna dances around him. He then puts on a fedora which has the unfortunate effect of making him look just like Rondo Hatton. He’s fairly quick on his feet when he does get to moving, but they don’t always go in the right place. Sometimes his arms go all Frankenstein on him, and he looks constipated the entire time. It’s not the trainwreck I imagined, but it ain’t great. (Really, one of the worst I’ve seen.–Myndi)