Dancing with the Stars: Season Nine, Week One – The Men

In his interview with Samantha, Mark mentions his “man boobs”, which is way funnier than it should be. The judges give him 7’s across the board for a 21, and somewhere Maurice Greene shouts “Winner, winner, chicken dinner”.

Ashley Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska – Ashley assures us he’s not following in his father’s “tan steps”, while Edyta reminds us that she’s “all woman”. I’m pretty sure nobody was questioning that. Oh man, Edyta was also George Hamilton’s partner, way back in Season Two. That’s almost creepy. Ashley explains that he’s had a lot of accidents, including a motorcycle crash that required brain surgery. He wraps this up with saying “But no excuses – I suck ‘cause I suck”. Hee.