Dancing with the Stars: Season Nine, Week One – The Men

Bruno calls him “crazier than Sarah Palin”. Yes, but she would have quit halfway through the dance. He says “the little bit” of dancing “wasn’t too bad”. That’s what you see in the dictionary under “faint praise, damning with”. Carrie Ann calls it “surreal” and babbles like Paula Abdul for a minute. She says he has “a natural grace”. Len calls it a mix of magic and tragic. I can already tell, Tom’s going to get the “wacky old person” voting block. It’s a 6 from Carrie Ann and 5’s from the guys, for a 16.