Kelly Osbourne & Louis: When Louis goes to meet Kelly, Ozzy answers the doors and gets to yell “Sharon!” in the way only he can. Kelly is absolutely endearing in her package and makes you want to root for her instantly. Their waltz is sweet and entertaining. Kelly is beaming and dammit if I didn’t well up a bit. Sharon is wiping away tears and Ozzy is loving it. Hold the phone…LaToya Jackson is here…why? Last night we had Jermaine, now her. Where the hell is Tito? Tom pulls her in to say “not a trace of tomboy” and Kelly actually runs across the floor to gleefully hug her folks. Dude, did Sharon have more plastic surgery? She looks like she’s been just…stretched. Len calls it the best waltz of the night, and even Carrie Ann’s little nitpick of her accidental lift can’t get her down. Carrie Ann gives a 7 and the guys dole out 8s for a startling 23.
