Cristian De La Fuente, actor known for telenovelas and small roles on The Class and Ugly Betty, paired with Cheryl Burke. Now this could be a hot team, if he has any dancing ability whatsoever. This man is gorgeous and he has the whole Latin thing going on. Cheryl, who’s pretty exotic herself, is dying to get out there and strut her stuff after being stuck with a corpse last time around. Could be muy caliente! (just kill me.)
Priscilla Presley, actress and former wife of Elvis known for Naked Gun and Dallas, paired with Louis Van Amstel, who always makes me think of beer. Finally someone to not only challenge Lisa “trout pout” Rinna for the awful plastic surgery crown, but to win it outright. The last time I saw ‘Cilla, she was showing the American Idol Season 5 finalists around Graceland and looked about ready to be embalmed. Apparently, she’s in better shape than I thought! I wonder if Lisa Marie will show up in the audience, looking sullen.
