Steve Guttenberg, actor best known for 80s classics such as Cocoon (where he had crazy alien sex with Tawny Welch), Three Men and a Baby, Short Circuit and Police Academy 1,2, 3 and 4 paired with Anna Trebunskaya, EJ’s crazy TV girlfriend. I literally required oxygen when I saw his face pop up on the screen. This is crack for someone as enamored of 80s pop culture as I. And the good news is that Steve is apparently already well-acquainted with the joys of Mystic Tan, if his picture was any indication. We know he can sing in three-part harmony, but can he dance? I’m thinking he’s a dark horse.
