Previously on Dancing with the Stars: You guys, we’re in the finals. The whole season happened previously! It’s probably too late to catch up at this point. Luckily, this isn’t The Wire or anything – you don’t really need a lot of backstory tonight.
Oh, and also: Everybody got hurt with varying degrees of severity. Let’s just hope we can get through these last two shows without somebody getting trampled by wildebeests.
Hey Tom Bergeron! Did you see Rosie O’Donnell has an NBC special this week? Do you think that’s going to be pre-taped or…. LIIIIIIIIIVVVVE!
The show starts with Tom all alone – no judges, no Samantha. Somewhere in his head, a little voice is saying “It could be like this all the time, Tom…” The three remaining couples are on the risers, all clad in yellow. What’s going on here?
