Hey, do you remember that David Hasselhoff was on this season? Doesn’t it seem like that was years ago?
Tom Bergeron has super-dramatic narration over clips of the final three. This is very strange. Did somebody die this week, because this plays out like a eulogy. I’m scared.
But then all of our pros come out to dance a number together, and it’s good to see the whole gang again. Hi, Anna! Then Kym briefly dances with Hasselhoff, who doesn’t actually move his feet. Margaret Cho and Louis have a short bit, followed by Karina and the Situation, then Florence Henderson and Corky. Then it’s Rick Fox and Cheryl, Kurt Warner and Anna, and finally Maks and Brandy. Apparently, per Brooke, Michael Bolton is in London and Audrina Patridge is recovering from an illness. Huh. And how many of those people are thinking “How did Bristol make it farther than me? Seriously?”
