Now it’s the Instant Cha-Cha – they’re all dancing to the same song “Raise Your Glass”, by Pink. They draw numbers to pick their order, and the order’s going to be Kyle, Jennifer, Bristol.
But now there’s a video package about Hasselhoff having trouble with leaving the show. It’s kind of funny, but Hoff can’t land a joke to save his life. He does the slow motion Baywatch run, which only points out how… chesty he’s gotten. Oh Lord. He is now on stage, singing the Baywatch theme with red-swimsuit clad dancers. This is really happening on your TV. You watched it… you can’t unwatch it! (It’s kinda sad, isn’t it?–Myndi) There’s a video clip where people talk about how great it would be to win, but I’m not even paying attention because I’m still recovering from the thing I just saw. And there is an hour of this left to go!
