Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Len Goodman broke a promise to an old Gypsy woman. Incensed, she put a curse on him and all those around him. “Broken feet and damaged eyes / The Dancers suffer for your lies / Cysts and falls and tendons torn / They’ll rue the day that you were born”
Still, our Dancers and Stars soldiered on. Last night, Brooke Burke danced on a fractured foot and Julianne put in her last performance before having surgery. Guest judge Michael Flatley loved everybody, and Lance Bass took first place. Also, the judges officially reached their Cloris Leachman Breaking Point.
Hey, Tom Bergeron! I was watching that one show, you know, Saturday Night….. LIIIIIIIIIVVVVVE!
Samantha Harris tells is that Flatley will “literally set the ballroom floor on fire”, and then there’s a shot of him licking his lips inappropriately. Fire! Fire! We’ve also got Missy Elliott, the Pussycat Dolls, and Ballroom Kids. Hopefully not all together.
Hey, everybody’s in their hip-hop outfits. Think that’s going to be the encore from last night? Anyway, Warren Sapp sort of flirts with Michael Flatley, there was disagreement as to whether Brooke’s dance was not her best or whether it was the best thing ever, Susan Lucci got her best scores ever and I still didn’t care, Maurice Greene was called out for lack of chemistry and Cheryl fake made-out with him, Cody Linley’s samba caused disagreement, Cloris got her worst scores ever, and everybody freaked out over Lance.
