So, here’s Benise, and he’s brought his own dancers, plus some ultra-luscious Fabio-esque locks. I actually feel like I’m watching Romancing the Stone meets Dirty Dancing if Johnny Castle had been a misunderstood Spanish guitarist looking for a famous jewel. It’s entertaining in its way, however, there are far too many tiered, white cotton skirts for my liking.
Didn’t we already do this segment about the athleticism of professional dancers last year? Dmitry uses 1800 pounds of force to do a split jump and has the same vertical leap as Kobe Bryant. Edyta’s abs are so strong that they can counteract the effects of gravity like a pole vaulter, and she spins faster than Lance Armstrong’s bike pedals at top speed. Good to know, but that’s five minutes I’ll never get back.
