Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Susan Lucci got the tiny boot, and we were left with five legitimate contenders. I can’t remember the last time there wasn’t a fan-favorite who didn’t have a prayer still hanging on at this point. (Marie Osmond, Billy Ray Cyrus, et al) You know, this may actually turn out to be a shocking elimination.
Hey, Tom Bergeron! What’s the AC/DC expansion disc for Rock Band called? Oh yeah, LIIIIIIIIIVVVVVE!!! Isn’t it weird when they show the entire cast at the beginning of the episode? Remember that Kim Kardashian and Ted McGinley were on at one point? It’s all a little fuzzy now.
We’ve got Dr. Drew making an appearance tonight! Remember when he used to appear on the elimination episodes of Big Brother, back when they pretended the show was a sociological experiment? I guess the experiment was a success, in that it proved that people who are kind of douchey like to be on TV and win money. Also, Lacey Schwimmer will be dancing with her brother. The guy from Friends? Awesome! (Come on, if John, Nicholas, and Aida Turturro can be siblings, there’s no reason Lacey and David can’t be.)
