Welcome back to Dancing With the Stars! It’s Live, you know. We have a few themes this week: Beating Kristi Yamaguchi (as in surpassing her scores, not physically attacking her), Shannon’s inferiority complex and Karina’s disturbing cleavage. Come, join me in my nightmare. The water’s warm!
Tom tells us the ballroom is “ablaze with passion and romance” as we prepare to see each couple perform either the Paso Doble (aka the dance of the bullfighter) or the Viennese Waltz. I’m warning you right now, I will not speak very intelligently on any of the actual dance steps, but I’m going to make fun of everyone’s costumes like a pro.
