Travis Payne and Stacy Walker, who used to be Michael Jackson’s choreographers, did the first pro dance of the season to “Evacuate the Dance Floor” and it’s supposed to be something called “ballroom fusion”. Whatever it is, it’s sexy as usual. And, also as usual, Maks has his shirt unbuttoned and Ashly is the only girl without a bare midriff. Good times.
Yay! An Adam Corolla segment called “Between the Mirrorballs”, recounting his favorite moments from last night. First up, he counts the number of different astronaut t-shirts Buzz wore, which was six. Adam: “Buzz, we get it, you’ve been to the moon!” HA! Lame jokes about Chad being pissed off in interview footage and Pam and Damien being crazy from too much peroxide in their hair. Then, he replays Edyta elbowing poor Aiden in the eye twice. “Edyta, first you detach Jeff Ross’ cornea, now you crush Aiden’s orbital socekt? Is there a theme here? Perhaps some difficulty with Daddy?” Lastly, Adam goes back to Bruno’s comment about the “I’m Still Standing” video, and how Bruno and Elton must have “tomcatted around”, bagging every chick in the South of France, until someone whispers the obvious in his ear. The response, “No way! Even Elton?” Heh.
