There is an extensive review of last night, to cater to the audience who watches the results only, I guess. Alec comments on the judging, saying it’s a good thing they didn’t say that Toni danced like Alec sang which, in case you missed it, was awful. Brooke is humble about Bruno’s compliment that she was born to dance. We’re told Susan’s samba was “out of this world”, which I think can be largely attributed to the headgear she’s wearing. In the interview, her boobs look positively bolted on and there’s not a single line on her face. Keep in mind that Susan Lucci is 62 years old.