Oh, goody. Jessica Simpson is here to perform the single from her #1 Country album and it’s called “Come On Over”. She will be joined by two dancers with Russian names I didn’t catch. They do a lovely job regardless. Jessica, well, she’s about the same as always. She practically swallows the microphone and makes her standard bizarre faces as she sings. Do you think those two things–combined with the incredible stupidity–were amongst the things that made Nick Lachey run away screaming? I mean, her voice is much more suited to country music, so that’s good for us an audience, but she’s still very hard to watch. On top of that, she barely moves on stage. What a twit.
