Who better to save us from that insanity but Jessica Simspon, right? She’s back, and she’s hungry for more microphone! Seriously, is that a good idea? Where the hell is Joe to tell her to stop that? She’s also back to her standard bleating and yelling, as she massacres the Robbie Williams song “Angels”. Truly, she would not make it past Hollywood week on Idol with that. Thankfully, I have Cheryl and Maks’ dancing to distract me.
As the audience applauds wildly (probably because it’s over and their ears have stopped bleeding), Tom tells us that we, as a nation, have already voted to have the pros perform a jive to “Great Balls of Fire” in this whole “Design a dance” thing. Well, I’ll sleep better now that I’ve been updated.
