Nip/Tuck’s Most Over-the-Top Moments

2. There’s No Good Way To Say This – OK, so Allegra Calderello has a nickname that I’m not going to print here. See, her lips are badly burned, and she goes to McNamara/Troy for skin grafts. We also learn that her husband doesn’t like to, uh, go south of the border. He’s old school Sicilian, and that’s just not done. At least according to The Sopranos. So, the doctors replace her lips with skin from the folds from her vagina, so unbeknownst to her husband, every time they kiss, she’s getting a small measure of revenge. It’s the oldest story in the book.