Willow swears she doesn’t even like birthdays, because she doesn’t like attention. What she would like is a truck, but her parents didn’t get her one. Maybe she can ask Bristol to hook her up since I just read today that she now commands $35K for a speaking engagement and made a cool $350,000 for her DWTS gig. And if that doesn’t make you hurl, Sarah gets $150k per speech. I guess with Sarah, love her or hate her, at least she’s charismatic. Nobody else in this family strikes me much either way. They’re just very benign; not real exciting. Piper’s the most impressive, actually, and she’s nine, so I’m not sure what that says.
