The All-Pilot Project: “Superstars of Dance” & “True Beauty” (Jan 27)

The Poop: This seems like it should be stupid enough to be entertaining, but it let me down. Sure, it’s amusing to see vain people preen while they’re being judged from afar. But, you know, I can see that on Big Brother, and I get to do the judging. I’m just not interested in hearing people talk about how beautiful they are. That’s boring to me. Not that I disapprove of humiliating these people, but having them set it all up for some sort of ironic commentary about beauty is tiresome.