The All-Pilot Project: “Superstars of Dance” & “True Beauty” (Jan 27)

Basically, the tests for inner beauty are really shallow. A waiter drops his tray. Do you help him up or do you laugh or do you piss and moan about your shoes? The idea that the person who helps him up is inherently a better person is just stupid and irritating. Like, maybe the guy who helps is a hardcore racist or tortures puppies or he’s trying to get laid by showing off how sensitive he is. If holding a door for somebody is enough to make you a good person, we’ve set the bar a little low.