The All-Pilot Project: “Superstars of Dance” & “True Beauty” (Jan 27)

The Personnel: Hosted by Vanessa Minnillo of Entertainment Tonight. Minnillo is best known, by me at least, as the woman who occasionally wears a fat suit when it’s a slow news day and then cries about how hard it is to be treated differently. It’s really irritating. Cheryl Tiegs is a judge, as is a photographer that my sister will probably chide me for not recognizing. Also, the show is produced by Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, with the faint wisp of douchiness that entails.