Modern Family–It was the return of Pepper Saltzman, played by Nathan Lane, who was the cruise director for a Boys Night Out for Cam, Mitchell and their pals, Longinus and Crispin. Mitchell was even enjoying himself, and about to reveal his first gay crush (Rob Lowe in St. Elmo’s!) when Jay walked into the bar. Jay was just trying to escape from a performance of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, which he’d mistaken for a Jersey Boys tour stop. Gloria was pissed, and got her revenge the next day, when she wouldn’t help Jay get out of the “date” he’d set up with Pepper for the afternoon while he was drunk on tequila. Sofia Vergara strikes again.