In Phil news, the realtor was beyond delighted to have Claire’s minivan wrapped with his sales message, a picture of the whole Dunphy clan, that reads, “I can’t be satisfied until your satisfied! Let me make your dreams come true!” But the dimensions aren’t right, and the message doesn’t all fit on the back, so the van basically makes Claire and Haley look like they run an escort service. Phil’s phone was blowing up with calls from pervs, not real estate customers, and the scene where Phil talked about “scrubbing them down” and whether or not the “carpet matched the curtains” played like the best Three’s Company gag ever. When Haley finally saw the side of the van and refused to get back inside to go home, she said that instead she’d “go home with anyone”, Alex got the line of the night by saying “That’s what the van should say!”
