TV’s Moments of Joy 2: Electric Boogaloo (May 7-13)

5. Modern Family – “In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s to give the female bear, giraffe, what have you, the honeymoon she never had. Just to be clear, I’m not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.” – Phil Dunphy

Upon losing baby Lily in an island paradise: