Venture Bros.

The Venture Bros. “Eeny, Meeny, Miney… Magic!”

It hasn’t yet been established that the boys sleep in learning beds, but we’re close.

“Evil has struck the House of Venture!  The air reeks of an ill wind!  Yea, though I hath smelt it, that hath dealt it!” – Dr. Orpheus

Inside the chamber, Brock sees a football field.  A young man in a football uniform approaches.  A lily appears in Brock’s hand.  The young man, who it turns out, is deaf, forgives Brock for killing him.  Then, Brock is attacked by ninjas.  The lily becomes a Bowie knife.  Meanwhile, Doc and Orpheus decide to head to the lab to see Doc’s new invention.  In his room, Dean pretends that his hand is Triana and makes out with it.  Back in the chamber, Brock, who is now dressed as a Native American warrior, is attacked by a flamethrower-wielding cowboy riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and several polar bears that are driving motorcycles with machine gun frogmen in the sidecars.  Doc explains to Orpheus that the “Joy Can” gives the occupant whatever they desire most.

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