–Orpheus is never not funny. I’m just going on record with that. Even the way he refers to the 60s as “the nineteen hundred and sixties” is awesome.
“I don’t know. They just do that.” – Brock Samson
Tom’s wife tells him, through Hank’s communicator, that it’s time to move on. Action Man gives him much the same speech, but Tom just howls in pain. Cue Brock, who climbs aboard the ship, tears off Tom’s head, then punts both his head and body into the ocean. Problem solved! Doc’s down to his last inches of air when the screaming head (and headless body) of Major Tom land on him, taking us to the credits. Afterwards, we see Doc back on the boat, still screaming in terror and confused by the pirates. At Dean’s urging, the Captain asks Brock for a ride back to civilization and he agrees.
