Venture Bros.

The Venture Bros. – “Past Tense”

–We’ll get the details on the members of Team Venture shortly, but a few of them popped up in the opening of “Ghosts of the Sargasso”, though the only one who was named then is Action Man.  And those lady robots?  That’s pretty much what the real Sorayama paints all the time.

“Careful, lad.  Those hands of his are strong enough to crush a boulder, yet delicate enough to crush a butterfly.” – Colonel Gentleman

Team Venture arrives at the Compound, ready for action.  In the dungeon, the guys are treated to their last meal.  Sorayama explains that the robots are all made in the image of Leslie Cohen.  He reveals that the real Leslie has a restraining order, and then proceeds to list all of his grievances, starting with Underbheit.  At the Compound, Colonel Gentleman explains that Doc has a homing device in one of his molars.  Orpheus wanders through, trying to find his lost cat.  Team Venture freaks out and attacks.  He manages to cloud their minds, and although he’s grazed by one of Action Man’s shots, Orpheus is OK.  Pausing only to tell Action Man how and when he’ll die (“Two years, seventeen days.  From a stroke.”), he heads back to find his cat.

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