–Wow. OK, I’m not even going to bother giving the different takes on a Rusty Venture, because they’re so heavily bleeped. But the bits you hear, including the gestures, are absolutely filthy. This bit just kills me. And Urban Dictionary now has a host of definitions for the Rusty Venture, many of which are approximations of what various characters say here. And no, I have no idea why the Alchemist’s first instinct is to call the Guild of Calamitous Intent for the answer. Also, why the hell does Shore Leave have Colonel Gentleman’s number? I swear, he’s slept with every gay character on the show.
It’s Last Tango in Paris, not On the Waterfront.