Venture Brothers — “The Better Man” Venture Bro

For those of you blissfully unaware, The Pick-Up Artist is a reality show where a douche named Mystery teaches nerds how to score. Mystery, just so you know, wears guyliner and a fur top hat. The things he has to say are really awful and reveal just this horrible attitude toward women, but what’s funny is the way he tries to make really obvious advice sound all cool with pointless lingo. You don’t just get a girl’s number, you “number close”. Two girls are a “two set”. And making physical contact is, no kidding, “Kino escalation”. He’s a total douche. And Hank is basically copying his advice word-for-word. If you have ever seen that show, this scene is too hilarious for words. (Doc Hammer, who wrote this episode, has ranted on his blog about The Pick-Up Artist in the past.)