Venture Brothers — “The Better Man” Venture Bro

“If I was your dad, and you were your mom, and the you that wasn’t your mom was another girl, I would never let anyone take the you-mom.” – Dean Venture

In the boys’ room, Dean is putting on a suit, and even Hank figures out that he’s dressing up for Triana. Meanwhile, Jefferson Twilight hones his Blacula killing skills, but he tells the Alchemist it’s futile. Since he doesn’t have any magic powers of his own, he’s the most vulnerable of the Triad. Out in the yard, Orpheus is setting up a portal to Hell, which actually looks more like a yard sale. Triana and Dean talk about her mother a bit – she acknowledges that she’s only met the Outrider once. Hank asks the Alchemist questions about being gay, because he thinks “gay” and “transgender” are one and the same.