The Most Awesome Thing I Saw this Week: I Also Teach Manners! (Feb 3)

And as usual, some of the contestants deserve it. There’s Lacey, who tells us that she thinks people will underestimate her because of her looks. You know who usually says that? Pretty people. Lacey is not one of those people. Even better, she freaks out before the first service even starts, and she has to take some “me time” to go off and eat an éclair. Rather than, you know, preparing for the dinner service. There’s Seth, who quickly earns his new nickname “Forrest”. There’s Colleen, who teaches cooking class. After Gordon actually spits out her first dish, she says “I also teach manners”, and I swear to you, his head nearly explodes right then and there. And of course, Charlie is forced to cut his long red beard, as Ramsay doesn’t want to hear any complaints about “foot-long ginger pubic hair in the soup”.