The most awesome thing I saw last week was a simple YouTube video about religion. It starts off real simple…this man and woman will, one day, no longer need breakfast because they will be with God. Right? However, when you break the video down, there’s more going on there. First and foremost, it is terribly noticable that the female half of this duo is not as ecstatic about giving up her country ham for heaven as dude with the gap in his teeth is, and could you blame her? If there
is a heaven, why wouldn’t there be breakfast food? There had damn well better be! Also, I question this man’s diet. He mentions “no mo’ beef steaks”. For breakfast? Then the song just turns into Product Placement Party, with “no mo’ nuts of the grapes” being the best lyric I’ve heard since, “We don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time”. At the end, we’re just naming foods we enjoy, aren’t we? How do I know? Because no one eats apple pie for breakfast, nor do they eat beef stew. And what is light bread? And lady ends the song so out of tune I think I’m ready to die. Whew! I’m tired. . .
